I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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