I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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