I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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