what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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