I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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