drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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