Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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