Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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