Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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