whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
its not stalking. its research.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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