We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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