there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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