This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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