If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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