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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...

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(208): View more from Idaho

Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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(619): View more from California

Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.

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(305): View more from Florida

We don't watch enough power rangers

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(740): View more from Ohio

We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?

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