did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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