I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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