She said her name was "party"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Everything about him screamed your future.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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