What a fucking waste of an outfit
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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