Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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