your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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