butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i was born a porn star she said
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'd cum for enchiladas.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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