You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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