The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize