Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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