he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Randomize