i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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