i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
