Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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