I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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