I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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