Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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