How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
tell me about the eggs
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