I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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