She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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