woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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