So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
