But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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