32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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