Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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