I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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