the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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