WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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