Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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