I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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