im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
How external is "for external use only"?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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