Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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