Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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