Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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