so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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