If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This is my gift to your gina
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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