i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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