I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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