Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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