So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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