Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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