I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I still have a little drunk in my system
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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