school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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