you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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