what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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